Lyrics

'Tis the season for Holiday jingles. Eat it, Subaru haters...er, I mean, Happy Holidays, y'all!

Lyrics:
He strolls the sidewalks, Chessie at his side walks.
Poor dog's far from beguiled.
There's a car that would make her a princess.
His children's future and a climate booster
Saving lives with each mile.
Still he chooses to suffer in his Beamer.
What the hell? (What the hell?)
What the hell? (What the hell?)
There's something wrong with his thinking.
Ding-a-ling (Ding-a-ling)
Here's the thing (Here's the thing)...
With a Subaru each day's Christmas Day!

*A parody of the popular Christmas Carol "Silver Bells" by multiple artists, this version being Dean Martin's version.