Lyrics

To the tune of Hurt (Johnny Cash version)

I wrote a song today
I thought that it would work
I sent it to TK
Nigel skipped it what a jerk
The mailbag is a sweet
And cruel mistress it seems
I wish my songs would air
But those are only dreams

[Chorus:]
What have I become
My orange friend
Everyone I know thinks I'm nuts
In the head
But I'll keep writing songs
And say a prayer
Maybe if I send more swag
I might reach the air