Lyrics

When I was 7, (in 1977), I used to play all of my dad's vinyl on my very own Fisher Price kid turntable. Still remember spinning this one in particular, from the ROSES ARE RED album (1962)....

Tony, he's Mister Tony
he used to write columns
for the Post
we call him Tony, he's Mister Tony
he won't do "THE FACEBOOK"
but his steaks he will toast....
He's got some emails, a couple of faxes
he'll read some notes, for all of you folks
That's Mister Tony, the one and only
it's time for the Mailbag, take us home......

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of Bobby Vinton's "MR. LONELY"