Money For Nothing [EXPLICIT]

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A parody of a song by Dire Straits.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 02/17/2014  Released: 02/19/2014  First aired: 02/21/2014

Lyrics

I want some sh*t for free…

Lookie here, people, this is how you do it
when you’re on the radio and TV
I ain't workin’ there ain’t nothing to this
Don’t pay for nothing all my sh*t's for free
I hate workin’ but even I can do this
Lemme tell ya, this guy ain’t dumb
I ain’t ashamed to ask for anything
today, I want some 1950s chewing gum

Nice cuts of meat for my toaster oven
and Orphan Black on DVD
I missed episodes 9 and 10 now
and I wanna watch 'em both for free

A parody of Dire Straits, "Money For Nothing"

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  • Tom in Kissimmee FL
    One of my Favorites and one of your Best
    3736 days ago.
  • John welsh
    Sons of bitches! Forgot this one existed already and spent a decent portion of my cross country drive writing the lyrics for a version of this about how tony had no credit cards to pay for parking.
    3886 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    That is a fabulous idea!
    3910 days ago.
  • freest8r in Virginia Beach, VA
    Whoa! That last beep edit was cutting it close, Jerry! Haha. You know, for some reason listening to this it made me think that we should do a TK Jingle concert night. A lot of you guys are near Nor VA. Surely you could find a karaoke place that be willing to host. I'd drive up there for that. -Bryan
    3910 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
    Ha-larious Jerry! You nailed it! Also great song choice; perfect for a TK parody!
    3910 days ago.
  • Mike in Pennington
    Great one, Jerry. We need the uncensored version!
    3911 days ago.
  • bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
    Such a nice mix of obscure and classic refs. Pretty darn perfect.
    3911 days ago.
  • @FitzJohnP in Arlington, VA
    Definitive Dire Straits Jingle, Jerry. You parked this one. BAM!
    3911 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    I usually listen to my own stuff a few times to make sure I got the sound right and then I'm kinda over it & onto the next thing... but I must have listened to this 20 times already just to enjoy that "Sting" harmony
    3911 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    One of the funniest things you've ever done!
    3911 days ago.

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