Lyrics

When I saw Taylor singing about how it felt to be "22", I was just thinking about how to convert that great tune to something our old guy would understand. Presto! :)


It feels like the perfect night
To be drinking a glass of wine, watch half a movie
Uh huh…uh huh

It feels like a perfect night
For an ice cream by the sink
Maybe go to bed early
Uh Huh! Un huh!

Yeah-eh-eah
I’m hungry, bored and drunk and tired at the same time
It’s miserable and laughable oh yeah
I’m orange and bald and I can’t stand the thought of long lines
Or airlines (OH-NO)

I don’t know about you, but I’m almost 92!!
Everything will be alright if
You send me “Johnny Blue”

You know all about me!
I’m rich but often rude

Everything will be alright if
You just remember I’m like 92
Oooh oooh….92 oooh oooh hooo

By Joe & Mackie Aro
Parody of "22" by Taylor Swift