Lyrics

The H is Silent
(parody of The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel)

Hello Houston, Richie's town
Hello head coach Hubie Brown
Taking classes at Hewlett High School
Sounding too much like Hugh Hewitt
And dining... from Aloha Tower's wok
'Cause when I talk
The H... is silent

(and I also say "dunkey")