Lyrics

"Well it also tells the time..." (Michael K)


Lyrics......
You tell 'em turn on PTI
cuz they'll like the hosts
vacation in Rehoboth
cuz they'll like the coast

They should spend a bunch of money
for a piece of toast !!

When you were writing columnettes
they were in THE POST
If you get something for free
then you like to boast

Hey it's just a dime a day!
Man you'll love this toast!

IT'S JUST A PIECE OF TOAST!!!!!

My friends are making high tech gadgetry
and so I'll beg them, to send it to me
but I won't pay, cuz I'd like it for free

7 browning levels, stainless steel
A toaster touch screen.....Can this thing be real?
Just $300 bucks, what a deal!

By Joe Aro
Parody of "Let Her Go" by Passenger