Lyrics

Tony's got a quick wit
He'll do a minute on hockey but he don't give a sh--
Yeah he's not a BIG LOSER fan
losing all that weight now isn't that their plan
Yeah he'd like some Johnny Walker Blue
He'll drink it in his kitchen while he’s crushin’ RAJU
and all of those pretentious jerks
Well he's talkin' 'bout you yeah he's been talkin' 'bout you and

All those crazy fools with these damn fire pits
Let 'em burn Let 'em burn
Tell me "Am I Wrong?"
All those crazy fools with the stupid fire pits
They never learn, never learn
So crush ‘em while they burn!

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "PUMPED UP KICKS" by FOSTER THE PEOPLE
I try to stay within the Mr. Tony realm musically, but once in a blue moon I will stroll off of that path. Homage to a topic discussed on Friday's show.