Lyrics

Oh yes, I’m the Great Zucchini,
entertaining the youth of DC.
To make it clear, your kids will cheer
On their birthdays, if you just hire me

Oh yes, I’m the Great Zucchini,
and I’m waiting for Michael to call.
Aren’t your boys worth the price? Here’s my advice,
Get grandpa to pay for it all.

So show your two boys that you do love them
And spring for the best, then let Liz do the rest.

Oh yes, I’m the Great Zucchini,
A performer and not just a clown.
Yes I'm good at my craft, I make all the kids laugh
That’s how I’ve earned District renown.
Tell Tony, it’s strictly cash down

Lyrics: John Moranski in Rohnert Park, CA
Vocals: Joe Aro, Ellicott City, MD