Lyrics

WHEN YOU GET POLLING
FROM THE PRESS THAT’S BEEN TROLLING
FOR YOUR UNCONTROLLED MELT DOWN
WHY FEAR THOSE BOYS? WHEN ALL YOUR
FANS WOULD DRINK POIS-ON
LIKE THOSE FOLKS FROM OLD JONESTOWN
THEIR LEADER’D BEEN SUBPEENERD BY A
CONGRESSMAN NAMED RYAN, SO THEY
SHOT HIM ON THE SIDEWALK-
YOU COULD SEE REPORTERS DYIN’
HOW CAN YOU LOSE?
THEY MADE VATS OF KOOL-ADE THERE
THEY SAY THERE’S SOME THAT’S LEFT OVER
THEY HAVE SOME TO SPARE
DOWN AT JONESTOWN
MAKING AMERICA GREAT-ER LIKE JONESTOWN
YOU NEVER SEEN SUCH TRUMP-HATERS LIKE JONESTOWN
CNN COMMENTATORS RIGHT NOW

WHY HANG AROUND WHERE NEVER TRUMPERS ABOUND
WHEN FOX & FRIENDS IS SO - JONESTOWN
WATCH AS THEY PONDER THE BEST WAY TO SQUANDER
THEIR CORONA DOUGH JONESTOWN

JUST LOOK AT ALL THOSE BIMBOS THERE
THEY DON’T ALLOW NO SISSIES
YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO TOUCH THEIR PANTS AND
GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSIES
HAPPY AGAIN
WE COULD BLAME OBAMACARE
BUT YOU HAVE GIVEN UP HOPE
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T A PRAYER SO GO JONESTOWN
WATCH THE ECONOMY CRATER JONESTOWN
YOU NEED TO BE A DICTATOR JONESTOWN
BUT WE NEED VENTILATORS RIGHT NOW

YOU BARELY KNEW THE VIRUS GREW INSIDE A PERSON’S THORAX
YOU SAID YOU COULD KILL IT DEAD BY HUFFING CUPS OF CLOROX
YOU HADN’T A CLUE
SO MAYBE I’LL MEET YOU THERE
WE CAN AVOID NASTY QUESTIONS AND GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU STEP DOWN
THINGS WILL BE GREAT WHEN YOU STEP DOWN
DON'T WAIT A MINUTE MORE, STEP DOWN
RICHARD NIXON IS WAITING FOR YOU, DOWNTOWN
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