Lyrics

Well I’m the type of guy who likes to double down
On questions of corruption they just add to my renown,
So all the third world tin-pots, flush with kickbacks, bribes and graft
Who need some U.S. properties in which to wash their cash
They call in a launderer yeah I’m a launderer
I’ll be around around around

Oh yeah there’s "Fake News" from the left and "Fox News" from the right
But the Independent Counsel thinks he’s got me in his sights
And when he asks me “Donald, just which one paid the best?”
I tear open my shirt and show Putin on my chest
Because I’m his launderer He needed a launderer
We’ll be around

Now you may try to take me down
Like you tease my golden hair
You think I’m funny, like I’m a clown?
But it’ll take two thirds-of-the Senate, to send me off somewhere
Cause I’m the kind of guy who likes to double down
I’ll never feel disgrace I'm never stepping down
And if my loyal voters ever catch on to my con,
I’ll hole up in that tower of mine and sing this little song
Cause I’m a launderer