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Here’s my story sad but true
It’s about a guy on my fishing crew
He took my boat and ran aground
Somewhere up Long Island Sound

I should have knowd it from the very start
My pilot, Stuart, wasn’t very smart
So listen people what I'm tellin you
Don't go fishin' with Runaground Stu

We almost sank and vanished then with out a trace
Cause he hadn't noticed all the buoys in that place
So if you wanna keep dry like I do
Don't go fishin' with Runagound Stu

He almost led us to drown
Yeah he musta weighed three hundred pounds
People let me put you wise
Stu makes watercraft capsize

If you smell somethin fishy now about my tale
I fell overboard when we had to bail
Ask any sailor signing on to that crew
Don't go fishing with Runaground Stu

He almost led us to drown
Yeah he musta weighed three hundred pounds
People let me put you wise
Stu makes watercraft capsize

Stu's father Sidney he was just as fat
Together they would sink you in ten seconds flat
if you want your boats to float, don't do as I did
You also must avoid Old Runaground Sid