Lyrics

When there is snow and you're not skipping the show, well,
You can always go, downtown
When you are fixing to go dine with Bill Simmons
You can do the show, downtown

You may not get your breakfast from the folks at Bagel City
But you stay at the Mayflower so you won't get our pity
Thanks, ABC
You got to eat goat at Komi
Surprised all the Littles who thought you'd stay home

You went
Downtown, don't miss the show 'cause you're
Downtown, walk out the back door
Downtown, they made it easy for you.

Parody of "DOWNTOWN" by Petula Clark
Lyrics/Elliot Olshansky
Vocals/Joe Aro