Lyrics

Well, wait a minute...
We've got a haiku here from
SHAD!
Five syllables
SHAD!
Seven syllables
SHAD!
Five syllables
SHAD!
A poem now

Tony's gonna read some mail
Tony's gonna read the mailbag, mailbag

(READ SOME MAIL)
Read some mail now, Tony
(READ SOME MAIL)
Come on, Come on
(READ SOME MAIL)
Read some mail now, Tony
(READ SOME MAIL)

(READ)
He'll read some faxes
(READ)
He'll read some e-mail
(READ)
He'll read some notes, too!
(READ)
Let's read that e-mail!

Come on, now
Come on, now

I still remember about that time I met a real big star
And I saw some rain, tell me is it raining where you are?
Now I'm getting married, come on Tony, man, it's not that far...
And please won't you pin me, 'cause I'm writing from Madagascar?

It's the end of the show
It's the end of the show right now
He's gonna read some e-mail, along with some faxes and some notes
Mervis Diamond Importers, no one pays retail anymore
It's the end of the show
IT's the end of the show right now...

We've got a haiku here from SHAD!

(fade out from here...it'd already be VERY long for a jingle at this point...)