Lyrics

Mister Tony
He used to work for the Post
Mister Tony
his steaks he likes to toast
Mister Tony
drinks Johnny Walker
the kind that's blue
he once got fired by
you know who
RAJU!!

Mister Tony
he's scared of bridges and planes
Mister Tony
He loves his windowpanes
Mister Tony
he's as bald and old as can be
the end of movies, he never sees

Mister Tony can sell you a car
Mister Tony loves Kind Bars
Mister Tony likes getting stuff for free.....
He's got some emails, faxes and notes
He's gonna read some for all of you folks
This jingle's full of all the same old jokes, you see
(They're still funnnnnnnnny......)

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City. MD
Parody of "OH, PRETTY WOMAN" by ROY ORBISON