Season of the Twitch (A Donovan Spelling Bee Jingle)

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A parody of a song by Donovan.
Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 05/30/2019  Released: 05/31/2019  First aired: 06/13/2019

Lyrics

I know there is a lot wrong with this, both morally and in execution. We held our annual Spelling Bee fantasy draft today and could not be more disgusted with the 8 co-champion result. These kids should not go home until there is one winner, one champion. Battle Royale.

My apologies to the brilliant young men and women...

Lyrics:

Can you use that in a sentence?
May I have the part of speech?
Are there alternate pronunciations?
And the language of origin, please?…

These kids are strange
So strange

I think they may have a major glitch
Is he spelling a word or scratching an itch?
He’s chewing his hair and coming unhitched

Must be the season of the twitch
Must be the season of the twitch, yeah
Must be the season of the twitch.

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  • Anita from Alaska
    Agreed. I don't care if they are there for days. Start cutting bathroom breaks and send all the parents out of the room. Great song.
    1824 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Boom! Podtime.
    1839 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Love to hear from all of the classic radio jinglers! It must be June!! Great stuff, and see you in a couple weeks!!
    1852 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    This is perfectly offensive. Perfectly. Orange slices for all!
    1852 days ago.