Lyrics

A Cry Baby Cry Jingle, hope you enjoy...

Lyrics:

Try Nigel Try
Tony don’t know why
You’ve only got one job

Nigel does the news
and tries not to become a deportee
On weekends he works blue
Doing shows with Ferrara at Magooby’s

Die Raju Die
Don’t try and deny
You fired the Columnetter
Die Raju Die

Raju is the captain
Of the pontoon that is floating out to sea
All aboard Kardashians,
Prius owners and the dopes on cross-country skis

Why tony why?
Make your children sigh
You’re old enough to know better,
Why Tony why?

A cantankerous curmudgeon thinks that monkeys
Start off as chimpanzees
Wants Harry to go upstairs
And ensure that those mouse cages are clean

Stay Dry Michael Dry
Raining outside
If you go out you’ll get wetter
Stay dry Michael Dry

Carville wants you to measure his penis so he can get on the plane
Carville wants you to measure his penis so he can get on the plane...