Lyrics

He's takin' Friday off
yeah he's thinking 'bout a round of golf
But have you seen him play?
no longer keeps it on the fairway....

Some folks put a HOFWOF before his name....
but some things HOFWOFs can't do, at his age

Tony, Tony, Tony
when all your skills are gone, what will thrill you
when all those bogies have their way with you

Tony Tony Tony
If a hundred ain't enough to beat them
Well your golf scores why would you keep them?
Pull out that brochure for Ingleside.....

By Joe Aro
Parody of "Bright Lights" by Matchbox 20