Lyrics

A tip of the hat to Muriel P.’s Chatter review on Yelp for serving as the basis of 90% of these words.

Took my kids to Wisconsin and Jenifer
‘cause we'd heard that Kornheiser’s a restaurateur
And I’ll keep this short
My family wasn’t impressed
‘cause the place was a mess
but wait there’s more!

You see the waitress was good at ignoring us
waiting tables was far too laborious
We were throwing up
As we were each throwing down
sewer water so brown
I’m just warming up

The ladies restroom was coated with something wet
It wasn’t Windex or bleach, it was something red
Tell Mr. Tony and Maury I’ve seen enough
I wanted brunch but instead it’s the period blood
Earning two stars on Yelp with the period blood
I can see it (can’t unsee it)
I can feel it (can’t not feel it)
I can see it (can’t unsee it)

A parody of Neil Diamond ft. Brian Wilson, “Delirious Love"