Where Are The Ties? (Time After Time)

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A parody of a song by Cyndi Lauper.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 03/16/2018  Released: 03/16/2018  First aired: 03/29/2018

Lyrics

Sifting through our prize box I can’t find a tie to give to you.
Quickly, I find out a burglar’s been in this room!
Peter Jennings; he’s been so kind.
Not that Peter. The one who donates ties.

Now they’re lost, the whole box
and we can’t find them!
Where are the ties?
Checked the tape and we’ll catch you;
there'll be justice.
Just sharpened the knife!

Just sharpened the knife.
Where are the ties?
Who steals ties?
Wilbon’s not surprised.
Bring back the ties...

*A parody of Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time" (also done by Mr. Negrelli for his prodcast back in 2015!)

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    Gotta be LIVE!!!
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  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Nice! I especially like "sharpen the knife!"
    2425 days ago.