Lyrics

This started out as a snarky way to ask "Who are the sales weasels now?" but ended up as a nostalgia fest. "Caution: Nervous Jingler Singing"

Big thanks to KJ for doing that things she does: making my jingles better.

I Think I Love You by The Partridge Family

I’ve been a listener through all of the show’s iterations
I know what time you wake up
Now so many useless details fill my brain
And now the podcast reigns, the costs have put you in the red
And for my help you pled and so I did the thing you said

I bought stuff from you (I bought stuff from you)

Each morning, each podcast has you squealing
You don’t know how to deal with
this business stuff you’ve brought upon yourself
You like to flout your wealth and go on and on about it
And now you won’t be without ‘cause those hat sales went ka-boom

I bought stuff from you (I bought stuff from you)

I bought stuff from you and here’s what I’m so afraid of
It’s a hoodie I won’t put on, it’ll stay right in that top drawer
I bought stuff from you, don’t know what these shorts are made of
Cause I always hear you say, that Modal stuff the wrong way