Happiness Is A Warm Bum (Happiness Is A Warm Gun)

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 02/22/2018 Released: 02/22/2018 First aired: 02/27/2018

Lyrics

He's not a guy with a frigid bum

He’s well acquainted with the heated seat
where he reads The Post till his legs go numb
A thermal throne which he decrees must be installed
in his home latrine

He needs a fix for the derriere
One that warms his posterior

Happiness is a warm bum
(Warm, rump, soothe, soothe)
Happiness is a warm bum
(Warm, rump, soothe, soothe)

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Very nice! And yes, happiness is a warm bum. I have also used these. My dad bought a heated toilet seat recently. He paid over 800 bucks for it. I thought he was a crazy man. Until I sat on it.
2442 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
That last note... lol, great!
2443 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Excellent!
2447 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Thermal throne. Classic. Just for the record I've used these a few times. Pretty great.
2447 days ago.

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