Lyrics

With a tip o' the cap to Jerry, whose superior version from ALMOST EXACTLY four years ago, can be found here: http://littlesongs.net/382.a

Wonderful World

So now were talking ‘bout art history
“Why?” is some kinda mystery
Ramblin’ on ‘bout how portraits looked
Already talked about the fish Mike cooked
We can all tell football season’s through
That leaves thin gruel for Tony and his crew
What a nominal sports show this is

Now, I know TK was not an art student
Just who’s he tryin’ to be?
Cuz when you’re name-dropping Paul Gauguin, Tony
You can hear all the listeners flee

Don't know much ‘bout Michelangelo
Probably mispronounce Vince van Gogh
Don't know much about Sal Dali
Know even less about da Vinci
But I do know that’s a stretch for you
There’s other topics you should get back to
Please do the nominal sports show you do