My Waze

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A parody of a song by Frank Sinatra.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 11/27/2015  Released: 11/28/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Apparently, I had one more golf trip, traffic jam jingle to get out of my system....

"My Way"

Road trip, its end is near
And my hamstrings they both are hurtin’
My ride’s been mostly clear
I'll be home soon, I am quite certain
I stopped with bladder full
About 8 times along this highway
Jammed up, since Fredericksburg, I’m hating my Waze

Complaints, I've had a few
and none of them too small to mention
Pinehurst and Richmond too
I breezed right through without exception
I drove ‘long this same course,
Just days before, I cruised the whole way
I begged, please take me home, I can’t work my Waze

Well damn this app, damn it to hell
It drained my soul and my phone battery too
And through it all, curse words I’d shout
I had a fit yes I cried out
Slowed to a crawl for the long haul and did it without Waze



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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    I had the same experience as Judo and now I see why we didn't come up with anything- because this is THE one! Awesome, John.
    3256 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I ran through like 5 possible song ideas for Waze, and still didn't come up with anything close to this one - which nails it.
    3261 days ago.
  • Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
    Brilliant, so brilliant. And I wholeheartedly agree with Anita, it's when the little things get to him that makes his show great.
    3262 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    None of them too small to mention - the perfect description of why we love TK.
    3263 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    This is pure gold John.
    3264 days ago.