Only A Fool Would Say That

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A parody of a song by Steely Dan.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 11/29/2015  Released: 11/29/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Steely Dan deep cut, just because....

Only A Fool Would Say That

Traffic jams are no fun
Where’d all these people come from?
Only TK would say that
Shares opinions like spam
This bald orange man
I’m sure his next rant will top that
Death star radio’s on
Who knows who he’ll fire upon
Often he’ll vilify
And then mortify

We’re list’nin to you
Talkin' 'bout a world
All ‘bout Tony
It’s how it should be
And surely TK would say that

Then you’re on TV
Screamin’ like a banshee
Bantering ‘bout the sports news
Wilbon in your face
Some Chicago disgrace
He’ll tell you he knew that they’d lose
PTI half-past five
Drag yourself home half alive
Then your evening routine
At the sink with ice cream

We’re tuned in to you
Livin’ in a world
‘bout me me me
It’s how it should be
And only a fool would say that

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Thanks to John and Brad, I've been introduced to Steely Dan. Such a perfect blend of loveliness and snark.
    3256 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Spot on! Big DAN fan !!!
    3262 days ago.