Lyrics

Lyrics:
Where have all the good men gone; how did Nigel get so bad?
Blocking birth announcements - it can’t get more hashtag sad.
Gives me the Blue Apron when it should be the Harry’s read!
He can’t stop the Purple Line or anticipate my every need!

Set it to zero
Reset the board to zero and I’m done with polite.
Something’s gotta be done,
And it’s gotta be fast,
And I gotta save me from this plight.

Set it to zero!
Reset the board to zero, Nigel’s reaching new heights.
And he’s got a good friend,
And I got an idea.
I’ll call Reginald; he’ll do it right.
He’ll do it right.

*A parody of "Holding Out for A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler (check out this awesome jingle of the same song by Robert Berg done back in 6/2016: http://littlesongs.net/2288.a)