Lyrics

(Put a checkmark next to Adam Ant having a parody jingle done.)

When the Safeway opens I stroll every aisle
Take a look at yogurt, yogurt
Why can't they be a sponsor, sponsor
 
When I roll through the Outlets
My rule paramount
Gotta use a coupon, coupon
Or get a senior discount, discount
 
Need a new, never used, brand new pair of boat shoes
Another new, never used, brand new pair of boat shoes
 
New jeans, new gloves, with my new shoes
Don't need dress socks, I'll just borrow two
I don't know how to shop online
Alexa don't know my size

lyrics: Robert in Winnipeg
vocals: Brendan in Jersey
parody of Adam Ant's "Goody Two Shoes"