Lyrics

(This is observing Tony as he keeps an eye on the downloads/ratings.)

Nobody wants to listen
When we are one short a guest
I'm thinking that now I, must bankroll myself
A "GO-FUND-ME" might be best

A shortage of stories
Save Superbowl reporting
And its beach time for the Roundball
That means we're left only
To talk about hockey
Just watch those podcast downloads as they fall......