Lyrics

(Abbe asks for walk up music. Well here ya go!)

Most things in life, I don't understand them.
So, I call him to make some kinda sense of them.
Here's Abbe - The Smartest Man in Washington!
So, let’s go Tony.
Ask me all about the law.
My facts ain’t phony.
Be glad to explain it
And tell you why you’re oh so wrong!
Hey Tone (hey tone)
We know (We know)
He hasn't (been on lately)
But that’ll change overnight
The next 4 years 
You'll be calling him more than you plug your bar
And we'll be ready
For the Smartest Man in Washington!

idea and lyrics: Robert Szkolnicki, Winnipeg, MB
lyrics, and vocals: KJ Ohnstad, Red Wing, MN