Lyrics

Inspired by a suggestion from Andrew Wehr

Michael, Dad remembers everything thing he says
like don’t buy horses and don’t buy jets
Was there a third thing on that list? I forget.
Oh well, it probably wasn't that important

Now today I’ve got a major announcement
the socialite was bored
so me and Alan and Gary and Maury
we sunk all our money into some bar

You thought by now you'd have sent me to Florida
or I'd be wandering in front of an old book store but
instead I lost my common sense
And this is the end
this is the end of the inheritance

A parody of Don Henley/Bruce Hornsby, “The End of the Innocence"