Lyrics

Take a look at our newsman
he's the only one we got
Not much of a newsman
He doesn't laugh at death a lot
He was told by Michael Phelps
"There's no room in my limo"
Now he's told by Mister Tony
"Reset the board to zero,
'cause there's not much else you can do..."
What's the deal with this newsman
he thinks he's a comedian....
Not much of a newsman
He's no Kippy Sheeman
If something goes wrong, the power goes off
they blame it all on him yeah....
You can find him, come September
when football season is new....
with a monkey down at the zoo.....

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of "Breakfast In America"
by Supertramp