Lyrics

Submitted a version with shorter fades in and out to the show. Learning my lessons about the time limit?

That Fruit’s Insipid

Sliced into that Red Celebrity
But I was only making one BLT
Put the rest into the fridge, and instantly that fruit’s insipid.

Yeah, they’re good homegrown, unless you’re Vito Corleone,
but don’t you get ‘em cold or they get blander. It’s also bad for bananas!

Buy before they’re ripe, but only if you know
to put ‘em in a bag for a day or so,
But the fridge is a no-no, unless you like your fruits insipid.