Lyrics

Well I turned on Tony's Mailbag
But I got so damn depressed
'Cause they still don't have a winner
To the Eagles Ticket contest
Now I'm not sayin' that I'm worthy
The competition's strong
But I never thought he’d make us wait so long.....

So now I thought I'd write this jingle
just to get it off my chest
I guess he’s busy eating Kind Bars,
or trying on some sweater vest?
Littles screaming of a conspiracy
Now to this I don't agree
Bonjour, Old Sport!
We’ll all just wait and see......

Mister Tony, pick a winner
What's the deal with this delay?
Littles’ skins can't get no thinner
Give those Eagles tickets away!

Well we're tired of waiting
We don't mind sayin'
We just can't take it.......

PARODY of "SISTER GOLDEN HAIR" by AMERICA, inspired by "The Great Eagles Ticket Conspiracy" of 2013.....