Lyrics

(Big sound, big sadness, big vocals, big finish.)

Have you been told
I was a star on radio?
Was paid well yet begged for stuff
Those days are gone...

Now on my own
I don't know how a business runs
Just learned that checks are signed on the front...
I think I'm FU@$%#

I podcast now, how sad is that?
I podcast now....for FREE.
I podcast now.
Won't you listen to, my podcast now
for free....

Show is the same
I still text Michael when it rains
My fear of everything remains
I'm still quite lame...

This podcast stinks
old folks can't track us down
This podcast stinks, every day.
This podcast stinks...
Was there a doubt?
This podcast would stink, anyway ???

Parody of "ALL BY MYSELF" by Eric Carmen (with a shot of Celine Dion)
Lyrics: Robert Szkolnicki
Vocals: Joe Aro
Editor In-Chief: Steve Lipton