Lyrics

I think it was Anita who remarked, in the wake of the recent spate of compliments across social media platforms, "Let's write a jingle about it." So you can send all of your complaints to Alaska - she'll probably swap you for some dead fish. p.s. If you think you're gonna sing like Idina Menzel you better get Kjerstin Ohnstad to do Kristin Chenoweth.

What is this drivel
Each day on the show?

None of it’s funny
It’s just bad radio

I’m apoplectic

I have to tinkle

I’d like to wreck it!

What’s with these jingles?
They’re no longer fun
90% dumb

No! No!

Trolling!
Spewing forth opinions bitter
On The Facebook
And the Twitter
Everyday – I troll them all

Please do not mistake me for a snob
But can these people actually have jobs?

I must persist in trolling
For my cause is just and gallant
And I don’t have any talent
For parodic songs

These must be why Satchmo likes to drink
I guess I forgot this whole show stinks!

So I will keep trolling, trolling tunes!
Can that be WRONG?

Parody of "What is This Feeling" (Loathing) from "Wicked"