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David
Likes his musical theatre.
He's seen Cats many more times than most other straight men.
Thanks to Tony, he now knows who the Rolling Stones are,
And he went to American.

Every time he's on TV
Tony says, "Hey! I know him!"
He's explaining
The Wizards' failings
Their playoff hopes are so dim.

Springfield
Is about to induct him
And you might see him crying
When he's honored this fall
To the Littles, he stands out for his Hall-of-Fame laugh
And I guess he
Knows basketball