Lyrics

Featuring the amazingly talented Johnathan Neiswinger

Four am
Tony and Chester
One more lap around the block

She’s herding him
biting his ankles
who’s leading who here on this walk?

And he says
"Girl, these jeans were 500 bucks
but now you’ve made 500 holes
and I’ll have to buy some more"

She’s a mix of a lion and collie
And her paws suggest there’s grizzly in there
She gets kicks out of mauling Tony

As time went by
It played out like a punchline
They told him, “Tone, it’s time to show her who’s the sheep" so
he got down on the ground
and bit her ear (that’s science)

Ethology, actually.

A parody of Ben Folds Five, “Brick"