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I have a college buddy named Ken Driver who is a Loyal Little. Ken texted to implore me to do something with Tony's rather casual remark that he once "injected localized female hormones in my head" in an effort to regrow his hair. Upon further research, Mr. Tony included this story in one of his books, along with the admission that he bought a toupee, wore it once and got laughed at by a neighbor. Naturally, my thoughts went right to Bob Marley. Thanks Ken!

All around on Tone's hairless crown
His scalp's coverage is long gone
He blames alopecia and heredity
For shooting female hormones in his head
For shooting localized female hormones in his head
I heard him say
For thirty seconds once I wore a toupee!

Tried shots of estrogen
but he did not get no hair plugs done, oh no! Oh no! Oh!
Tried shots of estrogen
but he did not get no hair plugs done, oh no! Oh no! Oh!