Lyrics

At a shelter in the District, Chessie’s sittin’ all alone
Hopin' someone will see her and maybe take her home
She says, “Maybe if I’m lucky I’ll meet a nice young family
They’ll feed me from the table and their kids will play with me."
Well, Chessie, I ain’t got none of that
but I’ll let you sleep with me
And Chessie, if you like money, I’ve got stacks and stacks and stacks that you can eat!

Chessie, can you picture
how it's gonna be?
I’m great at owning dogs
I’ve got a fence and a tree
And I don’t mean brag but did you know I’ve buried three?
Oh Chessie maybe this time, you can bury me
Chessie odds are real good, you’re gonna bury me

A parody of Joshua Kadison, “Jessie"