Lyrics

When I first heard you, you were old
A former writer I was told
But that was fifteen years ago
now here we are
I’m buying eggs and coffee at your bar

Wow look at you now
an hour in the window
always talking golf
golf, ga-golf, ga-golf
Near the street where everything’s loud
You never got that million
but anyone can see
that you would do this show for free….

The Littles come from miles around
to watch the daily ramblings of a bald orange clown
You hear them laugh and hear them cheer
they stick around hoping for some garbage souvenirs

Wow look at you now
an hour in the window
always talking golf
golf, ga-golf, ga-golf
Near the street where everything’s loud
You never got that million
but anyone can see
that you would do this show for free….

So now we're here and now it’s time
to lock up all the doors and say goodbye-bye-bye
We’ll always have the memories
of Tony’s hou-rs in the window in DC

Wow look at you now
an hour in the window
always talking golf
nothing rhymes with golf
Near the street where everything’s loud
You never got that million
but anyone can see
you would do this show for free….

A parody of Travis, "Flowers In The Window"