Lyrics

There’s a pilot who works at National Airport
He’s in charge there but sometimes he's asked to do even more
Like drive to Dulles when Mr. Tony makes a call
And says meet me in the red carpet club at two
That’s the difference between Tony and you

You’re stuck at National with no pilot for your plane
But you know it's worth it so some VIP’s not afraid
It takes a team of fifty to calm all his fears
When just a single dose of Xanax would do
That’s the difference between Tony and you

A parody of Chris Stapleton, “Whiskey and You"