Lyrics

Barry Svrluga can cut and paste this one into all his Nats features.

(Ooh, ooh-ooh)
I’ve been choking the league MVP, man
And the future of this team
Yeah, been choking the league MVP, man
But they won’t get rid of me

11 million ways (Do-do, do-do-do)
I’m gonna make ‘em pay (Do-do, do-do-do)

When I arrived in late July
Our playoff hopes were still alive
By late September my hostilities
Were playing out on your TV

Now Drew Storen’s gone
Though it won’t be long til catchers and pitchers report
Now I won’t tell, so you’ll never know
All the dirt I have on Mike Rizzo

I’ve been choking the league MVP, man
But I still don’t have to go, no
Been choking the league MVP, man
It’s my own damn clown show bro!

11 million ways (Do-do, do-do-do)
They’re gonna have to pay (Do-do, do-do-do)


After "Workin' My Way Back to You" the Spinners's version, thank you.