Lyrics

What have they done to the mail bag?
Where's the sarcasm where's the wit?
This was the only segment that was halfway smart
And they've turned it all to $#!+
Why did they kill the mailbag?

Yes, Manut Bol sure was tall, duh.
Don't want to know your shoe size.
To trade ironic quipping for minutiae
Even leaves Wilbon surprised.
There's no such thing as "sneaky fat"

Qu'est-ce qui se passe avec email?
Qui préfère toute cette merde?
Si quelqu'un rit a ces stupidités je suis très désolé.
Why do I bother with these songs?

Terrible parody of the horrible "Look What They've Done to My Song" by Melanie