Kevin's White Christmas Brought To You By KFC
Lyrics
Thanks to Rob Berg for steering me this way. All song notes sponsored by Chico's Bail Bonds. When you absolutely, positively have to get out of jail overnight.
Sheehan’s calling for a white Christmas
Not that he or his colleagues really know
If his forecast is right on Motel 6 we'll leave the light on
In case of a negative NAO
Sheehan’s predicting us a white New Years
With every DC Lottery ticket he buys
May the cold air start damming nonstop
And may your Maxwell House be good to the last drop
Sheehan’s wistful for a hunkered down February
Just like the ones without El Nino
With two minute Chipotle discounts, and snow total amounts
To make skiing to the Refugee Safeway feel apropos
Sheehan’s dreaming of a March snowstorm
With Sheehan Boy and Morton’s salt
May the movies at the Avalon excite
And may Kevin’s Winter Fearcast be right
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