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I mean, it's a guess, right?

Jumpin' Jack Flash

Euro!

He prefers a snowstorm to a hurricen
You won’t find him with Cantori in the driving rain
Checked his models now, GFS and NAM
But will it be right?
It’s Kevin’s forecast, it's a guess, guess, guess

He gets sponsored by Tostitos and Thrifty
Courtney’s front magic fills this man with glee
An El Nino year, means snow will be less
Start takin’ notes Jeanne
It’s Kevin’s forecast, it's a guess, guess, guess

Let it snow!