Lyrics

Featuring singing, choreography and production by John Fitzpatrick.

News: Luck Benched Indefinitely with Lacerated Kidney

Well RG3 and Andrew Luck were drafted
One number two, the other number one
Well, RG3 's not played since he got blasted but
With a brutal hit on Luck
With a brutal hit on Luck
Adding two and one will get you none

With a brutal hit
With a brutal hit
With a brutal hit on Luck he’s just some schmuck

Now RG3 has suffered some concussions
Torn ACL at twenty-four years old
Now RGIII has had his own concussions but
With a brutal hit on Luck
With a brutal hit on Luck
He’ll be on the turf and knocked out cold
[everybody]
With a brutal hit
With a brutal hit
With a brutal hit on Luck he’ll be out cold

They’re always throwing blitzes at you
And an immobile Andrew Luck’s a sitting duck

Offensive linemen must protect the football
No matter if it’s handed off or thrown
Offensive linemen just protect the football but
With a brutal hit on Luck
With a brutal hit on Luck
He might cough it up and break some bones
[big finish now, everybody]
With a brutal hit
With a brutal hit
With a brutal hit on Luck he’ll break some bones
With a brutal hit
With a brutal hit
With a bit of Tony Romo’s Luck

[It is just so fun to say "With a brutal hit,
With a brutal hit" etc.]