TRYST AND SPOUT

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by T. Chappell Aldridge in the Past
Recorded: 10/22/2015  Released: 11/02/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Well, publish it baby [publish it baby]
Tryst and Spout [Tryst and Spout]
C’mon, C’mon, C’mon, baby now [ C’mon, baby]
C’mon, and get it all out [get it all out wooo}
Well, you wrote it all out [wrote it all out]
You don’t look so good [look so good]
But you got Rick goin’ now [got Rick goin’]
He looks like Tiger Woods [Tiger Woods oooo]
Well, hook up your babies [hook up your babies]
Tryst and Spout [Tryst and Spout]
C’mon, C’mon, C’mon, baby now [C’mon, baby now ]
C’mon, and write it all out [write it all out]
You say you pimped your little girls [pimped your little girls]
It happened 22 times [22 times]
He paid you 10 thousand dollars. [10 thousand dollars.]
[not singing but talking] For twenty two times????
“twenty two” - [talking over instrumentals]
$10,000.00 divided by 22 equals what $450 a party - and with three daughters - $150 a night?!?!?
BLEECH!
singing picks up on AAAAAA,
AAAAA,
AAAAH
musicians throw down their instruments in disgust.

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  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    oh man, tears rolling out of the eyes. Joe doing the math kills me.
    3163 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I like the attack in the vocals, and think it fits the song. This one makes me laugh and makes me nervous at the same time... so success!
    3167 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    I'll take Aro any day. Keep 'em coming.
    3169 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I kinda wish I had more time to work on this one. This was one where I get a late night tweet from Jerry, asking me if I could take this on. The lyrics were so funny I had to do it, but totally a rush job....May have to do a remix at some point, although the story is old now....Sorry, Mr. Aldridge. Not my best work.
    3170 days ago.
  • T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
    Katina Powell publishes tell all book about Ricky Petino's Louisville roundball program
    3170 days ago.