Red Starbucks Cup

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A parody of a song by Toby Keith.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 11/11/2015  Released: 11/11/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Now a red Starbucks cup is cheap and disposable
But they ain’t meant to be a Christian devotional
Ultra-religious half-wits get so emotional
Though I wouldn’t mind a latte in my Kiddush cup

Red Starbucks cup, shut the fuck up
Don’t get me started, just disregard it,
Red Starbucks cup, I fill you up,
For caffeination, not obfuscation

Red Starbucks cup, is this made up
Don't get me started, just disregard it,
Red Starbucks cup, I fill you up,
For caffeination, not obfuscation
Red Starbucks cup, is this made up
Your sanctimoniousness, is just erroneous

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  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    How on earth did I miss this gem? Fantastic, Lip!
    2866 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Thanks Joe - I kind of forgot about that controversy and this jingle. Feels like a long time ago!
    3156 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Listening again. LOLing, again.
    3160 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Perfect song choice for this stupid controversy. Nicely done!
    3280 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    i swear i commented on this earlier. maybe i left the page before pressing the button. anyway, this is a hand in glove type situation. just the perfect song for this idea. it's a shame you were already on this week, steve. but not really because that one killed.
    3281 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    'merica indeed. I'm not sure this is one to air on TK's show but tomorrow never knows.
    3281 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Great rhymes man. I also cannot understand how any group of people could make a coffee cup into a controversy. 'merica!
    3281 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Not trying to start a quasi-religious battle here but Tony mentioned this controversy a couple of shows in a row and this jumped to mind.
    3281 days ago.