Lyrics

If I could stick some bacon in my mouth
A food stuff so divine
Would it taste as good as it did before
Though it could lead to my demise
My demise

If I could stick a fork on my plate
Eat a steak down at the Palm
How much is too much of the processed meats
Will it kill you like a nuclear bomb?
Try to keep calm

I said I know it's carcinogenical but I like it
I said I know it's carcinogenical but I like it , like it, yes, I do
Mr. Tony likes it, (cold cuts hot dogs bacon)
Tony likes it (Sausage links not patties)
Tony likes it (Maybe goat but not jerky)

I said can't you see Tone likes processed meats like bologna?
So what the hell is Kornheiser supposed to eat now?
Since fermentation, salting, curing, smoking, meats is out?