Another 'Skins Quarterback (Feat. Judofuse)

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A parody of a song by Bruce Springsteen.
A Collaboration by Kyle H. in Merced, CA & Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 09/14/2015  Released: 09/15/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

'Skins Quarterback

Well now you may think it's foolish
That football's not my biz
You may wonder why I don't leave it
To the experts like Maske and Liz

Well littles you know it bugs me
There ain't no secret 'bout that
How Gruden will just say one thing
And Snyder will take it back

Well, littles, it ain't about the tackles
Or safeties or running backs

I want to know the Skins quarterback
Is Kirk really QB?
How about McCoy?
Or even RG3.
Who's throwing to DeSean?
Will Dan change his mind?
Will we have this come up every Saturday night?
Littles I just wonder who will play each Sunday as Skins quarterback (Skins quarterback)
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Well now way back in the nineties
Dan Snyder just came along
He's always firing the head coach, firing the GM
And saying that they got it wrong

Well now 20 years of meddling
Has brought the 'Skins Gruden's plays
And now they're starting Cousins
Like Beck, getting better every day

They say Jay was hired to fix Griffen
But he just couldn't do that

Another starting 'Skins quarterback
Let's get Sexy Rex'y
Or Donovan McNabb
Is Jason Campbell free?
Let's dust off Brunell
Is Tony Banks retired?
Can Jeff George lace 'em up before Saturday night?
Littles, I just wonder if we'll ever see a competent 'Skins quarterback (Skins quarterback)

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    The end of this just kills me. I cannot believe I have never commented before now. Really, really great guys!!
    2935 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    I've got nothing really more to add here just more of the same...so great, guys!
    3335 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    oh man does this sound great. the Taters Springsteen Project has commenced.
    3337 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Terrific! Lyrics and performance, just great all around.
    3338 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Joey T. still thinks he can get it done. Hell, if we dig up the bones of Slingin' Sammy Baugh and inserted him in the game our passer efficiency ratings could go through the roof...
    3338 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Throw them all into the carousel and see who comes up each week... I gurantee you Jeff George still thinks he can get it done.
    3338 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Nice! Love the laundry list of ex-Skins QBs. Jason on fire, as always.
    3338 days ago.